How I despise rap
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Now- about the lyrics



So here we are, at the lyrics. Posted on this page you will find "lyrics" from popular rap songs. I once had a wigger tell me theres "Talent in the rhymes" well lets see about that here.
 
50 cent- P.I.M.P
 
"I dont know what u heard about me
But a bitch cant get a dollar out of me "
                (...)
"I ain't that nigga trying to holla cause I want some head
I'm that nigga trying to holla cause I want some bread
I could care less how she perform when she in the bed"
 
How can someone get a dollar out of you? Your only worth 50 cents! Ok, seriously, COMON! A 5 year old can write something more coherent than this. This passage clearly proves that you did not do well in school, fragments of sentences, and what not, you are pathetic, you disgust me. Click HERE for a picture

2Pac- Hit em up

"So I fucked your bitch
You fat muthafucka
West Side
Bad Boy Killers                                                                                                           You know who the realist is
niggas we bring it to"

So, not only is this uneducated and shitty, he indicates here that he fucked someones bitch, and that person is a "Fat mother fucker", hes a bad boy killer, talks about the west side, mentions niggers. Does that make him tough? Oh wait, your not tough, your fucking dead! Look where that shit got you, 6 feet underground, you fuck.

Ja rule- Kill em all

"It must be the way that I spit shit
That make you say damn this nigga ridiculous
The way I hit 'em and move nigga I can't lose
Inconspicuous incognito niggas ain't ready"

Yes, it is the way that you "spit shit" that makes you ridiculous. These rappers, so enthusiastic towards the word nigger! It seems like a rap song isnt complete and satisfying if nigger isnt said AT LEAST A HUNDRED FUCKING TIMES! Oh, kill em all eh? Look on the homepage, your also on the list.

Ludacris- Move bitch

Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way
Move bitch, get out the way
Get out the way bitch, get out the way

Oh man, he sounds serious, you better not be messin with him! Or should i say, it. This "song" is one of the worst i have EVER herd in my life, and believe me ive herd quite a few horrible ones. The rest of the song is about 400% more shitty and pathetic than this passage. So you say "Move bitch get out the way"? well i say "No bitch, BAM shot in the head, your dead, HURRAY!

Eminem- The way i am

"I'm so sick and tired of bein admired
that I wish that I would just die or get fired"

Guess what, no one gives a fuck, bitch! Go cry to moma, she'll make little trendy, rap poster boy all better.

R. Kelly- Remix ignition

"Its the remix to ignition.
Hot and fresh out the kitchen.
Momma rollin that body
got every man in here wishin.
Sippin' on coke and rum.
I'm like so what I'm drunk.
It's the freakin' weekend baby
Ima bout to have me some fun."

Hmmm, alright, can you tell me one thing? How can a "remix" be fresh out of the kitchen? Ohh and R kelly man, ive herd many rumours about you, yes i have, you fuck. So by fun do you meen knocking up a preteen? Or perhaps getting them drunk, as you have done countless times before, and having "fun" with them. You are a disgusting, filthy swine. You make me want to fucking vomit, you baby rapin', fudge packin', cheeto eatin', corndog poppin', PEDOPHILE. Click HERE for a pic.

J-Kwon- Tipsy

"1, here comes the 2 to the 3 to the 4,
Everybody drunk out on the dance floor,
Babygirl ass jiggle like she want more,
Like she a groupie and I aint even on tour,
Maybe cause she heard that I rhyme hardcore,
Or maybe cause she heard that I buy out the stores,
Bottom of the 9th and a nigga gotta score,
If not i gotta move on to the next floor"

I got two words, man, FUCKING HORRIBLE. But you gotta give this faget some credit, i meen he knows how to count to 4! Thats higher than the normal numerical expectancy of a rapper, still, the rest of this song, was waay too pathetic and shitty to even TOUCH my fucking site, let alone this page, insulting the very essence of rap songs, seriously, when i shit, my ass spurts out more coherent sounds than you, fuckin faggot.

Nelly- Ride wit me

"In the club on the late night, feel ya right
Lookin, tryin ta spot some real nice
Lookin for a little shorty hot & naughty so that I can take home"

So we have another R. Kelly on our hands, eh? By the way, you incompitant, pre-teen raping, plaster wearing, jumping from tree to tree, illiterate, chocolate milk with too much milk retard, learn how to talk, and properly pronounce words, but i guess thats a little bit to much to ask for a person like you right? Someone with the mental capacity of an ape, no wait, im being to generous, an ape is probably more literate that you, you dolt.

Lil john and the Eastside boys- Get low

"3,6,9 damn she fine hopin she can sock it to me one mo time
Get low, Get low
To the window, to the wall,
To the sweat drop down my balls
To all these bitches crawl"

Congratulations, you have just won the award for writing the dumbest shit i've ever herd! What the fuck is this grime!? Just listening to that song is nauseating, and what the hell kind of name is "Lil john and the eastside boys"? No one gives a SHIT about the coasts, you ignorant fucktard. You are vile, sub human pieces of sickening excrement and make me want to fucking vomit.







*More shitty rap lyrics coming your way soon*