10 Reasons why i'm better than you rappers.
1. My vocabulary is that of an immensly wide variety of
cunning words, ingenious sayings, and adroit expressions.
2.
I am meticulous and never pedantic.
3. I'm german
4. I'm not black
5. I don't refer to the uneducated saying "Ya know wuh i'm
sayin" after every sentence(Or what they THINK is a sentence)
6. I've never been shot
7. I don't consider
my friends as canines, niggers, or a
mutated form of the word home.
8. I don't wear oversized clothing
that resemble bits of
elephant skin, pants that make me seem to have blew about
3 pounds of ass in them, and nor do i wear thousands of
dollars of jewelry.
9. I don't spout dumb ass catch phrases
such as "Fo sho, fo
schizzle, busta cap, crib, homie, dawg, nigga, phat, playa,
hata, foo', tight, thug, wack, gangsta, wanksta, what da dilly
yo, word, 411, axe, G, dis, dat, naw meen, naw wuh im
sayin, you be trippin', etc, Which further amplifies the
imbecility and feculance of rappers.
10. I WALK, I don't BOUNCE,
and I'm not madly in love with
"Ghetto booties", hydrolics, Cadillacs, the ghetto, the west
coast, Phat farm, Ecko, Sean John, Rocawear, Mecca,
Enyce, Karl Kani, Pepe, Girbaud, Triple 5 soul, Baby phat,
Playboy, Fubu, Wu-wear, MCM, Johnny blaze, Snoop dog
gear, Avirex, Ruff ryders, Akademiks, Pelle Pelle, etc, etc,
etc.
